Trust Me I'm a Professional - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:2XL Nobody makes you feel worse

Nobody makes you feel worse about yourself with more enthusiasm

Red script text reading "Since 1989" appears below

a scowling expression

Coral-red text reads "THE FAIRMONT HOTEL" above white text reading "SAN FRANCISCO

with a horizontal scroll banner reading "CAPTAIN" in bold uppercase serif lettering across the center

Trust Me I'm a Professional - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:2XL Nobody makes you feel worseBare wires sparking together is the universal symbol for someone whose confidence peaked about three seconds before the breaker tripped. Electrical tape and optimism are doing a lot of heavy lifting here. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "TRUST ME," above "I'M A" in a smaller size. A hand drawn white illustration depicts two hands pressing stripped wire ends together, producing a jagged electrical arc and spark lines at the contact