Boating It'll Getcha Wet - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt rr_track_vintagerestaurants rendered in black ink with

rendered in black ink with cream line details

through the mid-century decades when a night out meant white tablecloths and strong cocktails

simulating falling snow

"Amazing and Painless" is technically true if you're not the one on the wanted poster

Joanna's middle finger was the only reasonable corporate response

Boating It'll Getcha Wet - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt rr_track_vintagerestaurants rendered in black ink withBoating safety literature never uses the word "getcha," and that's how you know exactly which marina gift shop reject aisle this came from. The cabin cruiser illustration is just there so you can point at it when someone's grandmother asks. The Details: Retro 1970s groovy bubble lettering in white reads "BOATING" across the top. A white line art illustration of a cabin cruiser with a flag, windows, and waves beneath it sits centered below. White text