Master Baster - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:4XL The Schwartz ring comparison scene

The Schwartz ring comparison scene aged like wine stored in a Winnebago doing hyperspace

Black cats already treat every day like civilization collapsed and they inherited the property

but their noses found the evidence years ago

since the 1980s

Red script text reads "DeMan's" above white text reading "HOLIDAY EGGNOG" on a distressed turquoise label with snow-covered edges

Master Baster - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:4XL The Schwartz ring comparison sceneBasting a turkey requires a suspiciously suggestive motion that nobody at the table wants to acknowledge. Declaring yourself the master of it on a shirt just forces the whole family to confront it. The Details: Distressed white script text reads "Master" overlapping a vertically oriented golden yellow turkey baster illustration with a bulb at top and tapered tube below. Matching distressed white script text reads "Baster" beneath the illustration. Fit