I Survived Judgment Day - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:XL Charles De Mar offering condolences

Charles De Mar offering condolences for a maternal explosion with the emotional depth of someone returning a library book is peak cosmic indifference

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Slapping a no smoking sign on it is just responsible interstellar travel

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I Survived Judgment Day - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:XL Charles De Mar offering condolencesSurviving 8 29 97 just meant watching Seinfeld instead of dodging Hunter Killers, which says everything about humanity's relationship with nuclear armageddon. Sarah carved that date into a picnic table for nothing. Inspired by Terminator 2. The Details: White uppercase text arcs around the top reading "I SURVIVED JUDGMENT DAY" with "8 29 97" centered at the bottom, separated by bullet points. A grayscale T 800 endoskeleton skull sits centered within