Stop Staring At My Cock - Unisex T-Shirt malibu Theodore Roosevelt

Theodore Roosevelt

Printing "moist" over a Thanksgiving turkey is the most efficient way to split a dinner table into people who think about gravy and people who can't make eye contact anymore

An old school throwback design inspired by the 1977 Benihana Grand Prix boat race

Bold black retro display text reads "SAN MARINO" at the top with a slightly distressed texture

O'Brien's Restaurant earned its reputation as a distinction in dining across San Jose for decades

Stop Staring At My Cock - Unisex T-Shirt malibu Theodore RooseveltRoosters exist solely so people can wear poultry on their chest and dare strangers to get caught reading it. Plausible deniability with feathers and a comb is a legal gray area nobody wants to litigate. The Details: Vintage hand drawn rooster rendered in yellow, blue, red, and teal ink depicts layered plumage, a red comb, and yellow wattle, standing on a patch of sketched ground. Distressed white uppercase serif text below reads "STOP STARING AT MY