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Curved light blue text along the bottom reads "IT ISN'T URANUS

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Takashi's only qualifications are a tiny red tricycle and a blood alcohol level that defies medical science

a golden-yellow hand makes Shooter McGavin's signature finger-gun gesture

Inspired by The Big Lebowski

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