Slow Poke - Unisex Hoodie Size:L wearing a hat and holding

wearing a hat and holding a bat with a goofy exaggerated grin

bringing Class D minor league baseball to southern Oregon

and "Legends in Concert

Golden-yellow cursive script reads "Alhambra" above a black bowling ball graphic with the word "BOWL" in bold letters overlapping it

Curved light blue text along the bottom reads "IT ISN'T URANUS

Slow Poke - Unisex Hoodie Size:L wearing a hat and holdingTurtles mating at geological speed is nature's way of making pornography look educational. "Poke" is doing community service in two completely different contexts, and the pace means both definitions are painfully accurate. The Details: Dark green retro bubble lettering reads "SLOW POKE" across the top in two stacked lines. Below, a vintage hand drawn illustration depicts two turtles mating, the top turtle with an orange and gold patterned shell, the